The store tried to be difficult. It has been dealt with.

Earlier today, checkout was having a payment-processing issue that prevented some orders from going through.

That issue has now been fixed, payments are working normally, and the merch store is fully operational again.

So if you tried to order something and the site gave you the digital equivalent of a locked door, you can try again now. 🖤

Thank you to the person who actually told me instead of silently judging the website and disappearing into the night.

Shop the sexiness. Cause problems responsibly.

WITH LOVE,
~SPIDES 🖤